大家好，又到了今天的学英语时间。天气越来越热了，开车也越来越麻烦……

Traffic jam（堵车，别不相信，奥克兰堵车很严重的）也就算了，还要顶着大太阳，忍受着越来越aggressive（挑衅的，咄咄逼人的）的司机，万一不小心来个accident（事故），真是driving me nuts（把人逼疯）！

最近，news.com.au有这样一篇报道，更是让人对有些渣司机充满了绝望……没错，今天就是来给大家负能量的……

Is this the worst driver ever?

这是世界上最渣的司机吗？

We all know it's common courtesy to leave a note with your contact details when you hit someone's car, but this note is next-level awful.

咱们都知道，撞了某人的车后，最基本的礼貌是留下一张字条，写上你的联系方式。但这张字条，简直是可怕中的可怕，将可怕推进了一个层次！

courtesy：n.礼貌

hit someone's car：撞到某人的车

next-level：将awful推进了一个层次，就是超级无敌可怕

The motorist returned to their vehicle to find a handwritten message.

（某天）一个司机来开车，发现车上有一张手写的字条。

motorist：司机，同义词有driver。driver是用动词加er/r成为的名词；motorist是用名词加ist成为的名词，类似的词还有scientist，guitarist

handwritten：动词的过去分词形式做形容词。

"I'm leaving this note because I accidentally backed into your car and some lady is watching me.

“我留这张字条，因为我倒车时不小心撞到了你的车，某位女士看到了。”

accidentally：意外地

back（the car）：倒车

some lady：不是一些女士哦，不然lady需要变复数的ladies。这里的some是“某位”的意思

"I want to make her think I'm leaving you my insurance information when really I don't care.

“我希望她觉得，我是把我的保险信息留给你；不过我其实不想留。”

insurance information：保险信息

"Good luck and I'm not sorry about the huge dent."

“祝你好运，不好意思把你的车撞出一大块凹痕。”

dent：凹痕

The card is signed by "Just some a**hole".

字条的落款是“某个混蛋”。

The note has gone viral on Reddit, with users blasting the offender while offering tips on what to do if you witness a hit-and-run.

字条不出意外地在Reddit上火了，大家在骂渣司机的同时，还七嘴八舌地讨论目击肇事逃逸的话该咋办。

viral：病毒的，现在被引用为在网络上病毒式传播开来的，也就是“火了”

Reddit：红迪网，社交新闻网站

blast：v.爆破；严厉批评

hit-and-run：直译为撞了就跑，也就是肇事后逃逸

Sorry, Hunter. Some people just really suck.

不好意思，Hunter（车主）。有些人就是这么恶心。

suck：恶心

唉，来看看原文吧～

Is this the worst driver ever?

We all know it's common courtesy to leave a note with your contact details when you hit someone's car, but this note is next-level awful.

The motorist returned to their vehicle to find a handwritten message.

"I'm leaving this note because I accidentally backed into your car and some lady is watching me.

"I want to make her think I'm leaving you my insurance information when really I don't care.

"Good luck and I'm not sorry about the huge dent."

The card is signed by "Just some a**hole".

The note has gone viral on Reddit, with users blasting the offender while offering tips on what to do if you witness a hit-and-run.

Sorry, Hunter. Some people just really suck.

- news.com.au

没错啊Hunter，有些人就是这么讨厌！怎能让人不road rage（路怒症）！希望今天下班路上一切顺利，平平安安……

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（责编：Sara）

来源 - 新西兰先驱报中文网